Tourette's Syndrome Blues

COPYRIGHT 1991
Frank Letts, David M. Franklin, T. L. Beard, James H. Frye

first verse-----
I was sitting in class the other night doin' real fine & feelin' alright
when the teacher asked me what the answer was
the entire room started to buzz
I said 'arf, arf, fuck, shit, douche bag, too"
can't stop havin' those tourette syndrome blues

second verse-----
I tried to drive home but I started to twitch
so I pulled to a stop by the side of a ditch
I was a jerkin' and a barkin' when a cop came by
he asked me what was wrong and I wanted to cry
I said "arf, arf, fuck shit, douche bag, too"
can't top having those tourette syndrome blues

chorus-----
do some deep knee bends & kick up your heels
bark like a dog, tell me how it feels
let your hands twitch & shuffle your shoes
now you're getting those tourette syndrome blues

third verse-----
thanks to the cop I met a night court judge
just the kind of guy who'd hold a grudge
but when it looked like I might go free
I started to bark and I started to pee
I said "arf, arf, fuck shit, douche bag, too"
can't stop having those tourette syndrome blues

chorus-----
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