Guppy is earth's first recognized Klingon chef. "Klingon food is real food", he says, holding a big knife. "Not this bland earth stuff you get in most restaurants." Though his wife Kellie is not actually a fan of Klingon food ("I only eat the cheeseburgers", she states with a demure smile), Guppy insists Klingon cuisine will be the next big thing in dining.

"I plan to open a chain of establishments in different cities on this planet", snarled Guppy in a guttural growl. "I'm thinking about calling them 'Eat Here or Die!".

Guppy promises some scrumptuous Klingon recipes in the near future, so please check back.