Butt Plugs

COPYRIGHT 1993
James H. Frye, T. L. Beard, David M. Franklin


first verse-----
I start out with a small one in the morning
by afternoon it's gerbil size
the one I sit on right after dinner
damn near makes me wanna cry

chorus-----
butt plugs, oh them butt plugs
they are your high colonic friends
butt plugs, oh them butt plugs
they'll stick with you in the end

second verse-----
I've tried trinkets, I've tried beads
they don't satisfy my needs
one lonely night I even tried my keys
my butt is stretched so wide
it can only be satisfied
by a genuine rubber monstrosity

chorus 2-----
of a butt plug, oh them butt plugs
they are your high colonic friends
butt plugs, oh them butt plugs
they'll stick with you in the dirty end

third verse-----
my girlfriend thinks i'm weird
'cause I shove things up my rear
my poor old gray haired mom
thinks i'm depraved
they don't know a thing
'bout what makes my sphincter sing
to anal satisfaction I am enslaved

chorus 3-----
by those butt plugs, oh them butt plugs
they are your high colonic friends
butt plugs, oh them butt plugs
they'll stick with you in your shitty end

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