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first verse-----
I start out with a small one in the morning by afternoon it's gerbil size the one I sit on right after dinner damn near makes me wanna cry chorus----- butt plugs, oh them butt plugs they are your high colonic friends butt plugs, oh them butt plugs they'll stick with you in the end second verse----- I've tried trinkets, I've tried beads they don't satisfy my needs one lonely night I even tried my keys my butt is stretched so wide it can only be satisfied by a genuine rubber monstrosity chorus 2----- of a butt plug, oh them butt plugs they are your high colonic friends butt plugs, oh them butt plugs they'll stick with you in the dirty end third verse----- my girlfriend thinks i'm weird 'cause I shove things up my rear my poor old gray haired mom thinks i'm depraved they don't know a thing 'bout what makes my sphincter sing to anal satisfaction I am enslaved chorus 3----- by those butt plugs, oh them butt plugs they are your high colonic friends butt plugs, oh them butt plugs they'll stick with you in your shitty end ah....... |